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Tim n' Alice: safari (5)

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This is so awsommmmmme!' thought Alice as they drove across the safari, so many feral creatures from large to small roamed the vast wilderness.  Rhinos could be seen stampeding across its dusty floors, dears and wilder beasts drank from the large glistening ponds surrounded by rocks from proud. It just seemed endless to what they saw, and of course naturally Tim did not see a dam point in driving across a few dirt tracks to see dumb animals...

"How much further!" complained Tim as slouched on his seat, he was trying to keep himself entertained by snatching a few bites from a food bag they prepared for the journey when ever no one was looking.

"Will you stop complaining!" cut in Alice before her parents could say a word, they gladly shut up and let her deal with, as far as they were concerned there'd rather fight a tiger then go against a teen-aged dragon.

To ger amazement her brother, the most rebellious person she had ever known, did indeed shut up on the first time of asking! It was a miracle, simply impossible!  Maybe he was learning after a... She had turned round to thank him for being silent, but found him with half a jelly donut lodged in his mouth, a big one to at that. "You..." she managed as Tim let out a big donut filed grin.

"waffff, i wobb humbrey!" he said still with his mouth full of donut, Alice gave Tim a look that made him decide maybe he should run now...

He burst the car open door and barrel rolled out shutting the door and flattening Alice's nose as she tried to stop him, "Come back in NOW, you're in-danger there!"  She screamed at the giggling Tim.

He finished his mouthful in a gulp "What and go in with you! Ha no way!" Tim laughed back, he was so happy enjoying the fact Alice was too chicken to pursue any further that he did not notice a shadow envelop him.

"What you smiling at big nose!" he joked still, it went on for quite sometime till the elephant that had not noticed  just by sheer bad luck decided he wanted a rest, it sat down with a thud, squashing Tim down on its leathery rump.

The watching Alice fell over on the floor laughing as where Tim had been was now a Elephants bottom followed by a dust cloud of smoke, after a few minutes elephant got up and plodded of along with a very embarrassed Tim stuck on its left check.
"Don't worry, in a few days I'm sure the safari rescue will help you ha-ha!" Alice said bursting in hysterics as he felt his one inch in thickness wobble about along with the behind of the elephant, somehow from most likely the worst parenting ever Tim's mother and father did not notice a thing and drove off into the distance...
Safari adventure! With Tim... he just can not understand nature... maybe he's just not close enough to understand... yet...
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flattenedsteamroller's avatar
hehe nice story again XD kinda self endured that time

hehe used your favorite method I see ;)